Your personal hell
Did you know that there are women who paint pictures with their menstrual blood? (◕‿◕✿)

I do that every month.

askthearchon:

reasonabledaemonette:

thousandsonssorcerer:


“Okay everybody! Watch where you step! For some reason we keep stepping on butterflies.” She responds as she steps over a butterfly. “See? Was that so hard?”

Halifax sighed deeply and just kept moving, he’d kill them if he didn’t. “I would assume she would look for a place to hold up, as such towns are an idea, but we need not make ourselves a nuisance.” He looked over at Draken. “A massive Daemon Prince would cause a stir… Damn it if only we had a way to get in touch with her…”

“Can’t you talk to her through her mind or would that require something?” Reasonable asking with her voice changing to a questioning one. “I know you’ve done that a couple of times with other daemonettes and such…”

“We need to find her! Mona is here all alone, and I swear, if she’s harmed, I will burn this entire place and fuck everybody’s corpses no matter the consequences!”

“Calm your tits dumbass.” Kumi scoffed at the Archon. “She’s going to be fine, quit freaking out.” she responds with a scowl on her face.

TURN DOWN THAT CRAP YOU CALL MUSIC. YOU SUCK AT IT.

Fuck off Skarbrand. You stupid bitch. Not my fault I have dreamt of forming a Khornate Psychobilly band. I saw you at our gig at the Juggernaut Lodge. Don’t even start. You enjoyed it.

thousandsonssorcerer:

kumi-matsumoto:

thousandsonssorcerer:

As Halifax steps through the portal into the Warhammer Fantasy Dimension. He much like all the others is greeted by ancient Terra, known to antiquity as Earth. It is a time of castles and swords, black powder and magic… Turning to the others as they stand alone in a field he sighs.

“Alright…

Kumi walks form the portal greeted with the sound of a “CRUSH!” underneath her foot. She examines the thing on her foot, it was a butterfly. Being the sadist she is, she smushed it repeatedly.

Halifax smacked Kumi in the back of the head as he walked past. “First thing I say and it’s the first thing you do. That shouldn’t change anything, but I will seriously put your ass back in the box if you keep it up Kumi. Straighten your ass out and follow orders!” 

“I didn’t even see the little bastard!” She shouted. She growled and foamed at the mouth with KHORNATE RAGE. Her foot steps on another one. “FUCK!”

thousandsonssorcerer:

As Halifax steps through the portal into the Warhammer Fantasy Dimension. He much like all the others is greeted by ancient Terra, known to antiquity as Earth. It is a time of castles and swords, black powder and magic… Turning to the others as they stand alone in a field he sighs.

“Alright…

Kumi walks from the portal greeted with the sound of a “CRUSH!” underneath her foot. She examines the thing on her foot, it was a butterfly. Being the sadist she is, she smushed it repeatedly.

Portal in go, no killing until I say so.

DAMN IT!

*Unleashes a blast of energy sending you back to the Laboratory but making it look as though you've been banished.* The price for betrayal!

Aaah!

*Growls* You have betrayed me, and Draken... You... *Begins conjuring something too enraged to speak.*

*whispers* That was a duplicate I made out of Slaaneshi Steed flesh and dyed some steed skin to look like Doomrider….the skull I found on the ground.

*takes the head and hands the whip* A pleasure doing business with you!

No problem…*whispers* Tell Halifax and I will maim you.